I Am The World's Greatest Software Developer

 I am the greatest software developer in the entire world ever.

This is an extraordinary claim, of course. But I make it safe in the knowledge that nobody out there has any way of refuting me. If I said I was the fastest runner, or the best angler, or the quietest farter, then you could probably devise a way to test and disprove my hifalutin claims.

But can anyone out there suggest a way to refute my claim to the greatest software developer of all time? For your argument to outweigh mine, you would need to find at least one other person who agrees with your test as to what constitutes software development greatness.

Good luck with that one.

In the meantime, I think I'll get a trophy made. Maybe even a crown.

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